Gains and Losses

There have been a lot of gains and losses since December.  I thought I would share some of them, as they can be considered ironic, humorous, cool, and lame (depending on who you are and how close we are). 

Losses
My mind
My social life & tolerance (the first two are jokes, but partially true)
My boobs
Body fat percentage
Lbs.
Ability to save TMI things to myself (gross bodily issues)
NOT any toenails (knock on wood, last year I lost 3 in Half IM training)
Many chapsticks (while training)
Mucho mula (IM is NOT a cheap hobby)
Time (spend a lot on prepping for long rides and runs, it's crazy)

Gains
Endurance
Abs (yay!)
Swimmer shoulders (people ask me if I am a swimmer at the gym, shocking!)
Compliments from strangers while working out
"Realness" (also a loss or TMI on gross bodily issues)
Increased water bill (due to excessive washing of clothes and ridic amounts of water bottles)
Increased ability to sweat fastly (more than ever, not pretty)
Bedtime of an elderly woman (to go with the loss of my social life)
NOT getting hungover (you have to drink more than a couple for that)
Ability to get buzzed after 1-2 drinks (cheap date)
A tan (with SWEET tan lines)

From one training session, absurd!

Am I constantly wearing a glove?  Sadly, no.

Penis or dick knees, so we fondly call them.  I enjoy the gradual tan lines from running v. biking shorts.  Hott.

And the permanent racerback!